Do Not Sit On The Furniture
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ClubHouseDeep houseTech houseTechno
25.7617°N 80.1918°W
South Beach's purist house-and-techno room — small, casual, music-first, founded by a working underground DJ.
The night (is it house?)
Founded in 2012 by underground house and melodic-techno DJ Behrouz Nazari and his wife Megan Nazari, Do Not Sit On The Furniture is South Beach's dedicated house-and-techno room — deep house, tech house and techno played for people who came to listen, in a small space that holds roughly 130 people. It's the closest thing on this list to a purist house room: no hip-hop crossover nights, no bottle-service EDM.
- DOOR
- Casual and music-focused rather than a velvet-rope scene — the relaxed dress code (sneakers and a t-shirt are fine) reflects a room built for dancing, not for being seen. Government photo ID is required for the 21+ door check; carry your passport if you're visiting from abroad, as with every Miami club on this list.
- DRESS
- Deliberately casual — sneakers and a t-shirt are fine. This is a house-and-techno room built around the music, not a bottle-service dress-to-impress club.
- PHOTO
- Assume no photos on the floor — many clubs cover phone cameras.typical
- AGE
- 21+, government photo ID checked at the door.
- CASH
- Around $10 most nights, more for bigger guest DJs or holiday dates (as of 2026).
- GETTING IN
- There's no advance-ticket requirement for a normal night — pay the roughly $10 cover in cash or card at the door. For a specific guest DJ, check the club's Instagram (@donotsit) or Facebook first, since bigger bookings can mean a higher cover or a line. It's open Wednesday–Saturday only and closed Sunday through Tuesday, so don't show up on the wrong night.
Hours
- Wednesday22:00–05:00
- Thursday22:00–05:00
- Friday22:00–05:00
- Saturday22:00–05:00
- Nearest station
- Miami Beach has no Metromover or Metrorail service — most visitors reach South Beach by rideshare or the free Miami Beach trolley; from the mainland, transfer to a beach-bound bus from a Downtown Metromover/Metrorail stop.